My 5-year old says, "mommy I know what he was going to say".
... and I think "oh no- here comes the first piece of school yard profanity".
Testing her I say, "oh yeah, what do you think he's going to say?"
And then I take a sip of my hot chocolate.
The response: "after school I'm going to kick your phone- cause they show a phone right after"
And I happily almost spit my hot chocolate all over the table in laughter.